Tonight I walked back up to my apartment after having coffee with my sweet friend Emily, stuck my key in the lock, flipped my wrist to the left, and pushed on my door.
Unfortunately, nothing happened.
I tried again.
And again.
And again and again and again.
On the fifth round I discovered I could actually swivel my key in a complete 360 circle, the lock spinning as I turned the key. I pushed on the door, I manipulated the key, I maneuvered, prayed, I waited fifteen seconds, and then I tried again.
And again I was met with nothing but failure.
Sheer and utter failure.
The End
Goodnight.
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